Well, Ma, I made it. Can you believe it? Nominated to the highest court in the land.
"I'm so proud of you! I always knew you were destined for greatness."
I worked so hard.
"You certainly did. And you didn't turn your back on anything your father and I taught you."
It's such an honor. And a responsibility.
"You're up to it. You know that!"
Yes. I mean, I don't want to brag, but yes. I know everyone's counting on me. All those voters.
"You won't disappoint them."
I don't want to disappoint the Founding Fathers, either.
"What do you mean, son?"
I want to be on the right side of history. I want people to look back and say this was a pivotal moment in our politics, and that we made the right choices.
"Choices? That's what you're worried about?"
Well, I don't know, Mom. Sometimes.
"Listen. Have you followed your heart?"
Yes.
"And the lessons you learned about what is right?"
Yes.
"And have you succeeded?"
Oh, Heavens, yes.
"Succeeded well?"
Mom, you know this. You've benefited.
"So you're following your heart. And the money's good."
You really have no idea.
"I don't have to, Son. I believe in you. And you've believed in yourself. And here you are."
Thanks, Mom.
"Now go out there and be the judicial nominee everyone's paid you to be."
What?
"Just a little joke, son."
Very little, I think. Good night, Mom.
"Good night, son. Or should I say, Your Honor?"
They haven't voted yet, Mom.
"They will. And like you said, the money's good."
Mom!
"I should really work on my little jokes."
Yeah, I think you should. Sweet dreams, Mom.
"Sleep well, son."
"I'm so proud of you! I always knew you were destined for greatness."
I worked so hard.
"You certainly did. And you didn't turn your back on anything your father and I taught you."
It's such an honor. And a responsibility.
"You're up to it. You know that!"
Yes. I mean, I don't want to brag, but yes. I know everyone's counting on me. All those voters.
"You won't disappoint them."
I don't want to disappoint the Founding Fathers, either.
"What do you mean, son?"
I want to be on the right side of history. I want people to look back and say this was a pivotal moment in our politics, and that we made the right choices.
"Choices? That's what you're worried about?"
Well, I don't know, Mom. Sometimes.
"Listen. Have you followed your heart?"
Yes.
"And the lessons you learned about what is right?"
Yes.
"And have you succeeded?"
Oh, Heavens, yes.
"Succeeded well?"
Mom, you know this. You've benefited.
"So you're following your heart. And the money's good."
You really have no idea.
"I don't have to, Son. I believe in you. And you've believed in yourself. And here you are."
Thanks, Mom.
"Now go out there and be the judicial nominee everyone's paid you to be."
What?
"Just a little joke, son."
Very little, I think. Good night, Mom.
"Good night, son. Or should I say, Your Honor?"
They haven't voted yet, Mom.
"They will. And like you said, the money's good."
Mom!
"I should really work on my little jokes."
Yeah, I think you should. Sweet dreams, Mom.
"Sleep well, son."